EVERYONE GET READY TO GIRD THOSE LOINS. Emily certainly is! She’s girding them all the way to the fake pregnancy bank, because a real pregnancy back would be like “uhhh ma’am, I’m not in the business of calling pregnant women liars, but in this instance that’s okay because I can definitively state you are lying about being pregnant, and therefore you’re not technically a pregnant woman… But you are a liar.”
And I kind of feel like it’s sad in that way where it’s like “is this just how old people are depicted as flirting on TV or is this the fate we’re all doomed for? And who do I ask? And how do I cope when they tell me I’m already there?”
In this episode we go full-on #Bartleby because, given the dour prospects of our already ruinous country, we’d really Prefer Not To. But the world needs humor (maybe!) and, failing that, I guess speaking erratically about a TV show will have to suffice!