Show #319: TERRIBRE POWAA.

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This show also known as: Stay away from my BAAAALLS, Son!

Bioshock came out many years ago. So did some other things. Like H.P. Lovecraft

Music Selection: The name of this song is “Sudden Attack of the Southern Barbarians” and it is one of about a thousand reasons why Tenchu is awesome.

This show is about:


TOMOE NAGE.

  • I found that you can only read one Lovecraft story at a time. Any more than that in a week’s span, and you realize that the stories are pretty repetitive AND you get sick of trembling academics who collapse into fits of uncontrollable terror beyond comprehension at even the most trifling of instances.

    Also, I don’t care what Lovecraft says: gambrel rooftops are not horrifying beyond the boundaries of space and time.

    The story about the guy on the island is DAGON. He sees a large froglike creature, and that is supposed to be a nightmare apparition no human mind can comprehend. I would think that on the scale of seeing animals we’ve never seen before, a large froggish thing is considerably less scary than, say, a gorilla.

    Yep, HP Lovecraft nerd am I.

  • Alpha Protocol is a game which apparently bases its morality system around super agent characters with the initials J.B.

    You can be a lady-wooin’ playboy like James Bond, a cool-headed badass like Jason Bourne, or a one-man army like Jack Bauer.

    I’m sure it’s an easy guess which route most players would like to take.

  • Kidder

    How come the first clap sounded alright when Dave distracted Joel, but the second “proper” clap was at least a couple seconds off?

    HEAD ASPLODE!

  • Furyk

    Uh oh, you criticzed Lovecraft to any degree. Neckbeard having, Linux using, Libretarian rush incoming!

  • Dave

    If I saw a giant frog beast I would be like.

    WHAT’S UP. FROG LEGS.

    Then I would be like.

    OM NOM.