Show #317: CANADIAN!

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This show also known as: Legendary: Your Mom’s Box

The verdict onE3: we don’t actually care about E3 (Metroid looks sweet).

Music Selection: Ooooo, scary.

This show is about:


This guy wants your money and secretly hates you, and he didn’t like the macaroni you baked for him the other night but he was too polite to tell you.

  • pootedesu

    Gabe Newell scares me :(

    Is it just me or was E3 this year quite underwhelming?

    Lastly, Anime of Note: Sugoi Yo Masaru San (Sexy Commando). Completely retarded and awesome.

  • Tim

    From what I saw, Samus doesn’t look any different from how she looked in the last few 2d games and brawl, and her flashback image seems to be modeled more on a Deunan/ Motoko sort of look than any sort of ‘wai wai kawaii’ nonsense.

    But yes, here’s to hoping for all the Team Ninja ups without the team ninja breast obsession.

  • Dave

    Mostly what pissed me off was that weird “Sally forth” pose she strikes in the beginning of the trailer. I’ve seen that exact animoo bullshit before, and that half second is what I based my entire opinion upon.

  • Jon

    Do I hear someone hating on homeboy Conan O’Brien? His stuff is the stuff of… the Irish. It’s good stuff I hear. And his material is golden if you had actually seen his monologues.

  • Frenchman

    Nobody was hating on Conan, they just said “lol, individual Conan episodes are on Metacritic” which is pretty funny. Also, saying that Conan’s doing the same thing he’s been doing the same thing since Late Night is pretty accurate, that’s what Conan said he’d be doing.

    Personally I don’t think his monologues are that great, his real strength is his interviews and those sketches where he goes out and talks to people. Give me a Ferguson monologue over Conan’s anyday.

  • Tommy d

    New metroid brought to you by team ninja, now with new metal armor boob jiggle physics, and metroid tenticle action!

  • The Joel

    The video actually makes it seem pretty respectable. Maybe the Wii has a weaker explotation engine?

  • Tim

    That’s what the extra money on the 360 and PS3 went towards. Clearly, of course, costing the most, the PS3 is the most advanced exploitation machine one can purchase over the counter.

    Excepting custom builds, of course.
    And let’s not even talk about military exploitation engines. I hear the military is developing the ultimate harem show to broadcast to Japan in case we ever go to war with them again.

  • Alex

    I’m going to have to agree with my homosexual lover jon here.
    I do quite enjoy his Monologues. Then again his skits are also very funny.
    I’m fucking split here..