Show #537: No Amount Of Teenage Pimpery Is Going To Bring Back That Photograph

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This show also known as: Gotta Keep That Pelvic Floor Good

In this episode, Josuke’s Bizarre Adventure forces us to respect the  technique.

Music Selection: I DON’T WANNA WAIT (for Dave’s router to reboot, I have to end the recording now before Audacity crashes)

This show is about:

 

GET OUT OF HERE NOBODY ASKED FOR YOU TO BE INVENTED IN THE FIRST PLACE AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA GET ME KILLED



  • Brendan Smyth

    Fast Karate never dies

  • Max

    Stands don’t actually skip a generation, either that’s ripple only or George the second just fucking sucked. Holly had the same stand potential as Josuke (e.g. only awakened when Dio used the arrow, was going to be killed by it if Dio wasn’t defeated), he just ended up growing up with enough fighting spirit to harness it because he modelled himself after the pompadour guy, whereas Holly remained mild mannered so her stand never got anywhere. Jotaro’s kid has a stand too, but I don’t actually know if she was born with it or acquired it somehow. Jonathan/Dio in Jonathan’s body’s kid has an inborn stand for sure though.

    Also, you’re actually underestimating Achtung Baby- there wouldn’t even be a floating board. It can make things around Shizuka invisible permanently, so she could just make the board invisible too,

    Final pont- you’re very wrong if you think there aren’t a million people who want young Joseph to kiss Caesar. It’s all over the tumblrs.

    • fastkarate

      I *felt* I was being unfaired besmirched but I didn’t want to reply to this comment until I checked. I thought I corrected myself to say “there’s probably a lot of people who want to see Young Joseph kiss” but I guess the official record proves my recollection wrong and I have to take this one on the chin :(

  • James Morrall

    Electric stoves and ovens work fine.

  • Zanzibar Junker

    I remember you two having a discussion about 28 Days Later and Joel bringing up the idea of football spike kicking children. Just goes to show how much time has pass. :)

    • fastkarate

      plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose

  • wraith1701

    I just realized that this podcast has been running for almost TWELVE fucking years. Where did all the time go??

    • fastkarate

      I ask myself that question every day 😞