Show #532: Oh~ It’s In My Whiskers Now.

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This show also known as: I Didn’t Wanna Give Up The Tacos!

OH NO! It’s been so long since the last episode of Fast Karate for the Gentleman that Joel’s gonna buy an island in the middle of Lake Victoria and live out his lonesome party palace dreams. Will it be cool?? You’ll just have to listen to find out!

Because don’t worry, he’s not on the plane to Tanzania until we get done talking about JoJos! Sorry, I guess, that I haven’t used Skype in an age, and so I didn’t realize that the “automatically adjust my mic settings for me” got reticked in some crappy update or something. Also sorry that our brains are burnt and I have no idea what we talk about in this thing, even though I just edited it! I remember tempura shrimp and a magical food truck that cures your poops and a crappy stand user named after an equally crappy band (karma!) and an INVISIBLE BABY and what’s mor–INVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BABYINVISIBLE BA{LINE ERROR}

{ATTEMPTING RECOVERY}

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{RECOVERY FAILED}

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{COOL BABY STACK OVERFLOW DETECTED}

{FORCING SHUTDOWN}

{SEE YOU IN TWO MONTHS}

{I GUESS THAT’S HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR US TO DO THESE NOW??}

Music Selection: I DON’T WANT YOUR LIFE AND/OR IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT.

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Go Fall Off Your Own Bridge You Big-Nosed-Ass, Whelp-Ass, Punk-Ass, Racist-Ass, Imperial-Ass, Tonic-Swilling-Ass, Hey!-Finish-The-Leftovers-In-The-Fridge-Before-You-Order-More-Takeout-You-Think-Money-Grows-On-Trees??-Ass, Colonialist Piece of Shit. I hope Mark Twain do hang you I’d buy a ticket.


  • https://youtu.be/dS18jHMmhAI

    Joel’s in the best abusive relationship ever. He has to hear nonsense babble from a cart vendor, and in return he gets to eat good food!

    Bugs Bunny dealt with enemy babies way better than the JoJos did.

    Did Josuke have 1500 in his account, or was that in yen? Either way, Joseph wasted it all.

  • If Joel didn’t have his own baby stand to take care of, I’d request that you also review Food Wars as well. It seems like a show that is made for two guys who are constantly hungry

    • fastkarate

      I’ve watched some Food Wars, and reaped a few benefits from it (Graz tried out some of the recipes), but I don’t know if I’d feel just & right inflicting that upon Joel.

  • Nathan Camp

    It’s nuts to me that you guys don’t remember that you talked about this chicken hatchery thing before in the past in it’s entirety. I think it might have been Dave who brought it up.

    • fastkarate

      I had a vague premonition of having that convo before, but I usually don’t even remember what we talked about last WEEK (month), so remembering something we talked about probably like five years ago is completely out of the question. :D