Show #531: Stay Back! You Could Be A Beautiful Woman!

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Oh boy oh boy oh boy, it’s time again for the semi-seasonal (give or take!) Podcast What Where We Talk About JoJos. But if you want your tasty Stand-sourced soft-boiled eggs, first you’re gonna have to choke down your asparagus wrapped in dictionary pages, which in this case is 16~20 minutes of us whining about How Loot Games Suck Butts.

But after that it’s 100% all pure Jojos with absolutely no interruptions or digressions ever, so strap yourself in! Between the littlest fist bump of all time, Araki sitting in a tree like a Tiger Beat splash page, speculation on the veracity of Lucille Ball’s Teeth, Dude, did you have sex with your puppet stand, and Tamami/Grizzled Mobster Koichi teaming up for the ultimate supernatural long-con, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!!

Music Selection: Damn you, Fallout; I don’t care anymore, I just want you to tell me the truth.

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Almost as good as him kicking back in a tree I guess (or better??)


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  • Max

    I don’t think the Fleetwood mac videos represent anger and betrayal nearly as much as you think because those were getting made during Bethesda’s E3 showing of fallout 4, people didn’t believe a lot of that from the start. Also that song is catchy and those videos are fun, I’ve never seen one with actual comparison footage before it’s just a picture of todd howard.

  • James Morrall

    Fallout 4 IS pretty awesome. They delivered. I don’t know what you guys are talking about, it was definitely not broken.

  • James Morrall

    I’m 30, my mum is 57 and we find asparagus to be utterly foul. It’s not an age thing.

  • Brendan Smyth

    I can’t wait for you guys to move on to the next few episodes of Jojo’s, episode 10 features the most Dave and Joel villain in the Jojo’s mythos

  • GVmanX

    Joel, why do you hate Polnareff so? Have you no joy in your heart?

    • The Joel

      Just noticed this comment. I have lots of joy and Polnareff is TRYING TO STEAL IT! I think it’s all his idiotic bravado. Maybe the show needs him since Jojo is basically Bruce Lee. If that’s the case, Polnareff is the worst Jackie Chan ever.