Show #515: Go Starve, You Crappy Orphan

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This show also known as: You Should’ve Defended Yourself From My Jolly Onslaught.


A podcast of swords and souls eternally retold, our first topic of 2015 is Soul Calibur, for some reason. Then, after we wend through Shovel Knight‘s lack of difficulty and surprising poignancy, puzzle over what exactly is a Lichdom: Battlemage, recount some Destiny crap, and admit our sublime appreciation of Techromancer (TECHromancer???) we finally get to taking twitter questions from users like you, not making a dent in the emails, HOT MANGA TALK regarding Cage of Eden, Limit, and Prophecy, and gushing over Moribito just before the end.

Anyway I dunno what’s up with Joel’s audio except it’s Fast Karate [whomp whomp]. I think I cut out almost all of it, but some good rejoinders were lost in the process.

Music Selection: DESTINYYYYYYY.

This show is about:


Dogs likes this shirt because it makes him feel like a Krav Magraw master.


An important moment in history.