DAT GREATEST MOVIE EVER

Went on that shiz. I thought I might be the voice of reason, but it’s a difficult road to hoe. Drive Angry (SHOT IN 3D) doesn’t have the staying power of your Wicker Men or your Nexts, but it had some good parts. Seriously though, any movie that has a cult leader dumb enough to put his dick into the mouth of a captive girl probably doesn’t have the writing chops or cultural relevance of your garden variety Clockwork Orange.