Show #282: Singing Telegram From The FBI!

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This show also known as: ZOMBIE NO WANT BRAIN. ZOMBIE ONLY WANT CULTURAL ACCEPTANCE.

Man, remember when Joel rented Mirror’s Edge and wanted to talk about it? WE DON’T. We don’t even mention it in lieu of more 24 talk.

Music Selection: Ore Wa Jakku Bauaa.


Pandas fucking suck at everything.

  • Chasedamon

    Racism is over but only between White people and Black people. In four years we need to elect some other cultural minority. Then at some point all racism will be solved. He’s on day in to office and already changed things.

  • Well, it is because of this podcast that Martin Luther King Jr. day will never be the same… because whenever I think of Martin Luther King, I think of Martin Luther King… the King of Dragons. Thanks Fast Karate.

  • Calm Horizons

    There seems to be an issue with your iTunes feed. Whenever I try to update I’m told that it’s not a valid podcast URL. This has happened once or twice before; you guys might want to look into this.

  • Diary of the Dead isn’t so much awful as it is completely and totally unwatchable. The “Are we even worth saving?” important message at the end reminded me of the “Maybe we’re the animals” speech by Steve Zahn in Strange Wilderness, though only one of those speeches was supposed to be funny. And only one of those movies had a guy getting his dong bitten by a turkey, though that could have worked in Diary of the Dead as well.

  • BB

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478855/

    EVIL SPANISH ZOMBIE SKELETONS.

  • tommy d

    if i new flash i would be animating jack vs the whale right now! Also strange wilderness is on my top five most loathed movies. Thats how bad it is, i just busted out a loath.

  • tommy d

    Also that pandas head looks way to big.

  • akeripper

    how can you not love pandas!?

  • DannyRand

    The chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth you have the power to summon Godzilla.

  • Remember the episode where Jack Bauer drives railroad spikes into Godzilla’s knees, all while screaming “Tell me where Narwhal is!” and commanding the JSDF armed with MASERs to “Take the shot!!!” My favorite episode.

  • Frenchman

    Godzilla is Japanese, fool. You summon Shenlong and make a wish.

  • Actually there are four C’s in Combo Breaker! C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker You Only Said 3 dammit I Call Shenanigans!!

  • Chomama

    Barack Obama is of mixed racial heritage you troglodytes!
    His mother is white, how does that make him Black?

    Did you ever do painting?
    equal parts of Black + White does not equal Black
    Or in this case:
    Brown pigmentation + White pigmentation

    I just got all scoops on yo ass!

  • Chomama

    “Racism is over but only between White people and Black people. In four years we need to elect some other cultural minority. Then at some point all racism will be solved. He’s on day in to office and already changed things.”

    The fact that you are making a point about Obama having Black heritage shows that racism is not over…

  • Dave

    You’re an idiot.

    Go away.

  • Sugar-Chan

    Clearly this individual has never heard of the “One Drop Rule”…just saying.