• vichussmith

    Stupid people- on forums? Nooooo, can’t be. That’s imposible! There are not only no stupid people on forums, but there are also never any fights on messageboards.

  • That was a little less Oswald Pepperbox and a little more Peter Cushing in “At the Earth’s Core.”

    http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/images/movie_pix_a-i/earth's_core5.jpg

  • DannyRand

    Stirring molten steel with your bare hands is preety much what its like to go onto the WoW forums. Honestly I don’t get these hardcore WoW people. They all seem to come from some kind of fucking nega-verse where when people see their epic purple armor they actually care. The less said about them the better.

  • I’m afraid I don’t understand the analogy. Stirring molten steel with your bare hands — isn’t that just what manly men do?

  • DannyRand

    Oh shit! Yea it is.

  • Buffalo Meat

    Wow! This kid needs to take an English class. I think I’m bleeding from my ears now. Had I turned in a paper written like that I would have failed and my prof would have laughed at me until I committed suicide.

    By the way, fallacy ejector seat in the living room… BRILLIANT!

  • thorpendragon

    You mean big words don’t make me sound goodly?

  • No, they don’t make you sound godly either.

    O ho ho ho.

  • infamousjeff

    Tutorial on how to speak like Carien or whatever that dousche was. No contractions for they are for the commoner. One must also spend 23 hours a day on a RP WoW server(Where sane men would achieve greater utility(*) with a /wrist)
    *Clears throat*
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    Undeniably and undoubtedly, you have not discernibly understood the grandiose vision of her royal majesty’s most noble word-smith since Shakespeare or Peter Roget’s masterful discovery of the “Thesaurus”(the dinosaur-like creature that originated 65 million years ago and ate English words. Carien speaks with a plethora(Word of the day! http://thesaurus.reference.com/) of words with an average syllable count of four. But I digress for I am not veraciously utilizing the vapid ways of the man.

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    K there is actually a message in that garbage above but what the cypher is to visit something like http://thesaurus.reference.com/ and look for the most obscure synonym then attempt to use it incorrectly for every word you type.
    *golfclap*

    I can only hope that one day that guy gets to hear the Retort podcast. If I were you guys I’d post a link to it on the wow forum thread.

    Funny show as always, though I must inquire when Dave’s girlfriend levels in WoW does Dave say “Gratz-e-ella?” or something as punny?

  • infamousjeff

    @2 Keith: I thought it was Cogswell Pepperbox? :)

  • I also support Dave in his vocal lamentation that the original Ewok song at the end of Return of the Jedi was taken out of the revised editions. It’s just a hop, skip, and a jump away from the final lines to the theme song for Fraggle Rock.

    I never liked Fraggle Rock as a kid. But I’d watch it anyway, because nothing else was on TV at the time.