• Thanks for the advice Dave. lol

  • Spoiler warning:

    King may not be interested in going on a date with you, Dave, for various reasons.

    On the plus side, once she’s through with you, all your roses will be sufficiently surprised.

  • OH SNAP. I know I didn’t just hear you disrespect my boy Robert Frost.


    But I have promises to keep,
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

    Are those lyrics from a hip-hop song, or from a classic American poem?? You don’t know, because that’s how universally and intricately he portrays the American soul.

    I’m just telling you because I’m a nice guy, I don’t know how much longer I can control my friend Walt Whitman here. Him and Emily Dickinson wanted to do a drive-by of your place, but I talked them out of it.

  • I went there.

    This is what happens when Joel doesn’t do the podcast. You get me unfiltered. Fast Karate is now ALL THE WAY LIVE.

  • People can say what they want about American anime fans, but I’m incredibly happy they still possess fully functioning libidos outside of lusting after 2D characters as I think is clearly showcased in this FK episode. I’ve started watching that Genshiken show and just want to punt my monitor out the window everytime that little blonde pretty boy turns down that little sex kitten that is throwing herself at him in favor of going to buy doujinshi or something.

    Italian girls from Italy are often wicked hot. Fellini movies are like the most erotic things ever.