Show #50: But Seriously, You Still Gotta Die

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Dave sez: Gunslinger Girl: nothing to do with Clint Eastwood.

00:44 Enjoy Runaaway Train while this travesty begins

Joel: Dave violates Ben’s deepest desires as we waste 1:45.

2:13 Goki, Kiss my converse.

Joel: That’s right, its a mixed reference. Bubblegum Crisis 2040 was awesome.
Dave: Space Dinosauuuuuuuuuurs.

Rar!!!

3:06 Gokiburi, we can’t stay mad at you.

4:53 Phillip Glass

Joel: Phillip Glass and minimalism were interesting for about three minutes my sophmore year of college.
Dave: But that one episode of South Park he was on (in spirit) will live on forever!

6:38 Sitacon

Joel: Could this be Dave and Joel’s chance to break out and be famous? Probably not. But we are still pumped like the dickens.
Dave: The dickens!!

8:24 Gunslinger Girls

Joel: Definitive proof that humanity is doomed. Geopolitics, enviornmental damage and myriad personal cruelties all pale in significance to this show.
Dave: Not too coincedentally, like a corrupt microcosm, the show also cotains many of these things.

9:45 Facebook

Joel: Is the like the new Myspace? Or is it the old Myspace? Whatever, I hate social networking sites. Especially PeoplewhohavebangedDavesMom.com. The community there is so fake.
Dave: I hope it’s just spambots… :(

11:19 Phillip K. Dick’s The Hanging Stranger

Joel: Man, Phillip K. Dick was a cynical dude. A cynical, drug addled dude.
Dave: And he wrote some DAMN good Sci-Fi!

15:35 They Live

Joel: Seriously, the aliens show up midwway through. My bad about the other thing.
Dave: Ooops…

17:40 Unforgiven

Joel: “Should have thought of that before he decorated his bar with my friend.” Tough.
Dave: Collecting teddy bears and having your period is tough too!!

18:00 Onomatopoeia

Joel: Bang, boom, splash, meow, pkow. None of which aliterate.
Dave: Oomph!
Joel: That doesn’t aliterate either.

18:21 Sergio Leoni
Joel: If you listen in the backround, you’ll here Dave say he doesn’t think he’s dead. Even if he was before, now that we’ve compared him to Gunslinger Girl’s, his corpse is trying to beat the black helicopters to our door.
Dave: I was WAY off on that, by the way. He died like twenty years ago. Oops.

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22:23 Looks can be deceiving. They’re all the same.


28:49 Paranoia Agent

Joel: Dave has a boner ready for this show’s creators.
Dave: Well, really just one of them…

30:24 DearS rearS itS ugly head(S).

Joel: Iron Monkey lied to me. Treating poison with poison doesn’t work. Now both of these shows are swimming around in my head destroying my mind.
Dave: You have only yourself to blame. I share with you no sympathy.