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Dave sez: Where are the shownotes? Has zombie godzilla taken them?
0:01 Hate hate hate
Joel: Nice try Mark but our karate is so strong no one can handle it, which is why no one listens to us.
Dave: Save your breath Joel, spammers don’t speak english.
2:36 back to back microphone madness
Joel:Dave and I can now live out our wildest 80s glam rock fantasies.
Dave: And you can listen to us in (almost, sorta) high fidelity sound!
5:30 I wish Dave knew this saying
Joel: “I wish I knew then what I know now.” There, now it actually makes sense.
Dave: I wish I knew how to make you shut up.
6:20 Alpha Shade gets their propers
Joel: These guys have been cool with Dave and Skabs for a while, and now they have a link on this podcast.
Dave: Because they totally need it.
7:26 John Skabla
Joel: Big sissy girl … who can also draw.
Dave: Also, the ‘big’ is under question.
9:07 Sic Productions
Joel: I’m pretty sure everything Dave said was gibberish. Still, Abelard did write a book called Sic et Non.
Dave: You’re treading on thin ice, Joel.
Joel: These podcasts are comprised of 100% awesome people.
Dave: Except for Daryl Surat.
Joel: Wait, what?
Joel: Dave once again endears himself to the anime community.
Dave: Never, not even in the face of armageddon, never compromise.
18:14 Ninja Consultants Promo
Dave: This promo is ‘lol-tastic’
20:28 Ninja Gaiden
Joel: This game was impossible. I was thoroughly convinced the two gargoyles were the last boss based entirely on how hard they were.
Dave: Why the eff is the last boss of a Japanese game named Jacquito?
Joel: A better question, one raised many times over, is why an eagle can take off more life than a bullet.
21:30 Clown Pistols
Joel: Daryl also quoted John Wilkes Boothe as he fired. Classic.
Dave: Hey Mr. History, how about he quoted BRUTUS.
27:52 Open Arms
Joel: Man, Journey is awesome!
28:49 Silent Hill Panel
Joel: Imagine someone reading to you in preschool. Now take away a story book with a bear and a mischievious squirrel and replace it with three girls giggling at each other and sometimes telling you about Silent Hill.
Dave: Wait, what Silent Hill?
31:32 King of Fighters Cosplay
31:56 Silent Hill Plot Summary
Joel: This guy spent a lot of timing failing school to produce this.
Dave: I’m pretty sure he was like 35 when he made it.
Joel: That’s sad. :(
Joel: Is Gradius really that soothing?
Dave: No. But relative to anime fans…
40:43 Dave now has an arch nemesis
Joel: Christina Auten will soon be getting mainstream press attention because a crazed fan is going to murder her husband.
Dave: If she doesn’t like her husband that much, her skyrocketing career will be just one of two things she has to thank me for!
Joel: What’s the other thing?
Dave: My tremendous wang.
Joel: I have to go.
Joel: Dave and I can’t be hypocritical because in order to be hypocritical we would need to be wrong.
Dave: I was wrong once, but it was only about me not always being right.