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Dave sez: Otakon was the business.
Joel: Maggots are gross … that’s all I’ve got.
Dave: I came back home to no flies, and the apartment wasn’t burned down. A+++!
Joel: There was actually a time when man not only believe meat generated maggots, but that rotting wood generated ducks.
Dave: True story.
3:30 The Heat Index
Joel: People from the south will understand what the Japanese know Mushiatsui which translates to “Its hot as balls. No really, balls.”
Dave: This week it’s been about 85 degrees, which calculates to a 30-some degree drop in temperature.
Joel: Mel Gibson brings the word of God to Lord Humungus’ gang. What is the word? Don’t eff with Mel Gibson.
Dave: Especially if you’re a stupid kyke cop.
6:03 Snow Crash
Joel: This book isn’t so much a summation of my goals in life as it is verbatum recreation. Its everything the 13 year old kid inside thought he would be when he was 6. With a single caveat: I didn’t know the aleutian islands were populated.
Dave: And I didn’t know what a dentata was!
9:46 The CS poem
Joel: This might actually be the worst thing written in the english language. If you count l337 as english.
12:03 Gerald Rathkolb
Joel: This is a podcast that actually knows something about anime and as a result is wildly popular as far as I’m concerned.
Dave: More importantly, this is probably the ONLY podcast on the internet that knows something worthwhile about anime.
13:16 Dragon Voice
Joel: I was dead right about what this was called, which I only just learned via google. Have picture.
Dave: Oh great, THANKS. SO GLAD I SAW THIS.
15:26 Shinji Aramaki
Joel: This is a pretty impressive catalog.
Dave: Even Appleseed: The movie was halfway decent!
Joel: When compared to the Appleseed OVA…
Dave: Well, yeah…
16:58 Kikaider 01
Joel: Roley poley robots that grow disturbingly violent as they approach a more human conciousness.
Dave: Blah blah blah, man’s inhumanity to man… GO HAKKAIDER!!
Joel: This is the worst disclaimer ever. I can’t believe we basically blame our listeners for not having watched something.
Dave: This podcast is for people who don’t dick around. If you dick around, then don’t listen to our podcast… dicks.
20:56 Mazinkaiser vs. Kikaider Zero Wan
Joel: These songs are not so much similar as they are entirely dissimilar. What the heck Dave?
Dave: Joel, you need to look into the metaphysical to understand. Since clearly you cannot see the etherial links that inextricably bind these two shows, then I consider you lost to my cause. You’re fired, clean out your locker.
Joel: You can’t fire me, I quit… and you’re not my boss!
25:26 The abyss
Joel: This is a glimpse into the mind of Dave and Joel. To reassure: trembling is not unusual. It is difficult to look into the abyss.
Dave: What? I was distracted…
Joel: Actually Dave, this was the sixth episode. Try to keep it undercontrol or you’ll incurr the wrath of the Star Wars faction of the internet, and we don’t have enough acne cream and self confidence to fend them all off.
Dave: Joel, by referring to Return of the Jedi as the THIRD Star Wars movie, as most “true fans” disavow the prequels, I’m actually getting cred with the only Star Wars fansthat matter: none of them.
Joel: Ryuhei Kitamura refereces are not exactly the best way to recommend something.
Dave: Joel, don’t be a square.