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0:15 The Denizens of Hell
Joel: Apparently its true, I am.
Dave: I wouldn’t lie Joel, not about denizens.
1:21 Dary Surat: King of the Intertron… but no denizens.
Joel: Your pretty cool Daryl, but where your denizens at?
Dave: Actually, all the AWO people have twenty four denizens, they’re all just very small.
3:20 Patlabor 1
Joel: Patlabor is a good movie, but it looks like the original Manga DVDs were pressed by hand.
Dave: And then run through a tractor engine.
Joel: Keith Burgess, why?!
4:30 Earth Final Conflict
Joel: That guy, the one with the pony tail, was cool. I guess.
Dave: Speak bad about Augur again and I’ll molly whup you into a wall.
5:44 Planescape: Torment
Dave: Big boys don’t have time to play computer roleplaying games.
Joel: Well they do, but only if they can beat out a gnat’s attention span.
Dave: So I guess it’s just me, then.
Joel: Pretty much.
7:10 M.D. Geist
Joel: Come talk to me when its Ninja Ressurection, Daryl.
Dave: Yeah ‘really lame’ has nothing on ‘Evil jesus raping a girl with his dismembered finger’
10:16 CPM SpokesMecha
Joel: Not only is this a lame logo, the thing that makes it ostensibly cool, the “robot”, is totally weak.
Dave: Football power armor, go!
11:13 Air Master
Joel: I saw about three minutes of this before Kathy walked in during a large breast joke. That was fun!
Dave: Enjoy TWELVE MORE EPISODES of it. After that it calms down… sorta. It’s worth it, because Maki’s totally the business.
14:38 A travesty
Joel: There were a lot of character designs in this game that were somewhat weak.
Dave: Joel, you poor naive man, you don’t know just how much Rainbow Mika porn there is out there.
Joel: And you’re pitying ME?
18:36 Orange Slices = fansubs = diabetes
Joel: That right there is science fact.
Dave: I was in the grocery less than an hour ago, looking at the orange slices, and I said ‘no!! don’t let the fansubs win!’
Joel: Don’t be a fatty kids, don’t download fansubs.
Joel: This is probably one of the best games that has ever come out on any system. Visually interesting, consistently suprising and challenging. That’s the trifecta.
Dave: Also it distracts Callan while I play Final Fantasy XI for six hours straight. Double bonus!
23:18 Number 9
Joel: This guy was the man. How can a machete be on fire? How?
Dave: That’s like asking how the host can be both bread and Jesus. It’s a question that cannot be naturally answered by the laws of common man.
24:35 Tim Schaffer
Joel: From now on I’m camping out in front of this guys house.
Dave: I’m gonna call the cops.
25:26 Resident Evil Design Scheme: Rinse and repeat
Joel: Basically, all they did with this franchise was clean up each game a little and then release it.
Dave: And add sweet-ass GIANT MONSTERS.
26:09 Gun Survivor
Joel: What should not have survived was this game.
Dave: And its creators…
27:33 Stokholm Syndrome
Joel: I like that we compare something as psychologically damaging as being held hostage, fearing for your life for days on end, with watching a lame T.V. show. Maybe, just maybe, we lack a little perspective.
Dave: Yeah right! I’d rather be held hostage TWICE than watch Evangelion again.