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Shownotes by Joel:
0:46 Tekken :(
Joel: Noooo! Not Tekken! Man, that was a mediocre game and a terrible anime. Maybe even a terrible live action movie as well.
Dave: Only time will tell…
Joel: Unless we burn them first.
2:50 Reader Commentary!
Joel: Wow, there are actual people that listen to this stuff? Suprising.
Dave: What’ll be more surprising is if they keep listening after this.
9:04 Is this still going on?
Joel: Man, we got so pumped by this comment.
Dave: It’s astounding how much reading comments made me want to punch Joel in the face.
Joel: Hey, what…?
Dave: Send more e-mails if you want Joel to get punched in the face!!
Joel: Well, it was as bad as everything else that was spawned by the Matrix.
10:25 Ain’t it cool news
Joel: Well, that bridge is burned. Way to go Dave!
Dave: That bridge was burned before it was build…
13:40 Nanaka 6/17
Joel: What is this new devilry!?
Dave: And Koi Kaze!
Joel: Behold, evil in its many forms!
Dave: Truly this is the end of days.
18:35 Keith Burgess
Dave: Behold, the man, the myth … the legend.
Joel: That’s a whole lotta legend.
Joel: Dave’s struggles with the name of this game not withstanding, it was only alright.
Dave: I’ll never argue with blowing up walking insect monsters, but it’s not all that fun when I already spent twelve hours doing it two years ago. Alyx Vance, however, is still quite the cutey.
27:58 Episodic Content
Joel: So far, not so good. I guess they’re still working it out.
Dave: Only a jerk would buy episode content.
Dave: Yes, I’m a jerk.
29:05 Alyx: Cutie Pattootie
Joel: I’ll agree, but with a high degree of cognitive dissonance.
Dave: I’d like to cognative HER dissonance.
Joel: I quit.
29:06 Riding Bean
Joel: Where the hell does the bean come from? I didn’t see anyone on a bean. NO ONE!
Dave: I think I might’ve seen one…
Joel: Read a few pages. Not really interested.
Dave: But the trigger speed! The trigger speed!
Joel: The irony of this note had better not be lost on you.
Dave: It’s like rain, you know, on your wedding day.
Dave: I don’t think the creative bankrupcy of Japanese animation is adequately described as ‘interesting’.
37:58 Desert Punk … NOOOOOOOO!
Joel: Dave’s children will lead horrifying lives.
Dave: Well, yeah, but not because of that…