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Shownotes by Joel:
In spite of DearS: This podcast is awesome.
Joel: Its May! MAY!
Dave: Not in my heart.
o:58 Antarctica = adorable
Joel: Penguins are safe, even while wearing headphones, because there are no polar bears in
antarctica and leopard seals don’t really come on the land that often.
Dave: I’m unconvinced. Polar Bears can appear anywhere.
2:48 Bald Illuminati
Joel: Man, everything about that guy makes me think he should have been shot. He even had one of those blue tooth ear bud phones. Arrrgh!
Dave: Drug dealers have them, and they get shot ALL THE TIME!
Joel: The actual number is 14992.24537037037… per second.
Dave: If anyone could do it, it’d be Keifer Sutherland.
Dave: S is for slave, wink, wink.
Joel: Add one more thing to the list of terrible, terrible things Japan has brought to the world. Dave: Elfen Lied (click here to listen to us talk about the show… again) was an obvious threat, this is like some sort of sleeper cell. Like a terrorist organization infiltrating the core of your very being.
10:18 Take this Japan!
Joel: If you ever feel like this might be an okay idea, just remember the 13th amendmant was written for people like you, jerk hole!
Dave: God bless George Washington.
11:46 Moe …. ewwWWWW!
Joel: This stuff is whack! Whack I say!
Dave: Some might say “wikkity” whack.
Joel: They would be correct.
This is what Japan considers “hot”.
14:15 Anime Community gets a thumbs down
Joel: Man, we didn’t even make the cut for good! This guy Dave is a jerk.
Dave: No he’s not, I know him and he’s a cool dude!
Joel: Slash? I’m gonna be sick.
17:27 I shall return
Joel: Mccarthur, you could have saved the world a lot trouble by letting people see some junk, for real.
Dave: The ability to see female genetalia gave us PEARL HABOR. Do you want that to happen again Joel?
20:30 Motion sickness
Dave: If you get motion sickness, not matter how natural it is, you are wussier than the wussiest girl.
Joel: Get it together, wussy.
Joel: Man, Dave, some friend you are. I COULD HAVE DIED!
Dave: By commonwealth law, if you die your podcast co-host is allowed to have your wife.
Joel: I don’t that’s true at all.
Dave: I don’t think you can prove that it’s NOT.
22:55 The Seraglio Sequence
Joel: I can’t believe I mentioned Montesquieu. I’m nerdier than all the nerds.
Dave: I refuse to disagree with that statement.
23:44 Chronicles of Gor
Joel: I recant my earlier statement regarding nerdiness.
25:41 MY MIND!
Joel: I feel like the world just imploded! Women created this?
Dave: That’s what they call the Stockholm Syndrome.
Joel: Or just plain lame.
Dave: Also that.
31:48 American Apparel
Joel: That is an actual link to a site purporting to sell clothing. Watch the first slide show. Does that make you think of clothing?
Dave: It makes me think about removing clothing…
This is what America considers “hot”.