With the rate that people are wearing pinstripe vests with no shirts all over this island while they talk on their cellphones in public spaces which is very rude, you hardly have a minute to catch your breath! I certainly didn’t! Why, I was certifiably gobsmacked by the Danny’s constant attempts to undermine Margaux’s Margthority, and that’s saying nothing of Conrad’s sudden reflection on a certain indoor-outdoor structure that is not for the public’s use, and this isn’t the first time, I’ve had to warn you plebians about it so get to stepping.
Emily Thorne dipped one toe too many into the holy water basin, and has now found herself embroiled in the highest stake game the Revenge casino has on offer: Kitten or Not Kitten?? Don’t let the constantly bemused expression, overwhelming compassion, endless charity outreach, and John Ritter-esque hair part fool you, Emily–that Father Paul is No Kitten!