With the rate that people are wearing pinstripe vests with no shirts all over this island while they talk on their cellphones in public spaces which is very rude, you hardly have a minute to catch your breath! I certainly didn’t! Why, I was certifiably gobsmacked by the Danny’s constant attempts to undermine Margaux’s Margthority, and that’s saying nothing of Conrad’s sudden reflection on a certain indoor-outdoor structure that is not for the public’s use, and this isn’t the first time, I’ve had to warn you plebians about it so get to stepping.
It’s been a long time, but if you think about it, this 90+ minute podcast represents fully 2-3x the amount of jaw-jabbering you normally get, so if you tabulate it out that way it’s like we’re barely missing any podcasts at all!
And holy criminy, what a podcast indeed! In the world of Deus Ex: Mankind Divided there’s way more to do than punch people and we talk about all of it! And I mean all of it. You’ve got your Dialogue Boss Battles you got your Hacking Computer Minigames you got your Climbing Through Conspiciously Available/Large Ventilation Ducts you got your Hey, Does This Game Actually Have A Story? I Mean Like, In The Traditional Sense and you know you got your Inappropriate Corporate Meddling From Our Japanese Game Company Share Holders.
What a rush! And I haven’t even talked about the punching people yet!
Oh wait, that was the first thing I talked about!?
This Week’s Major Skews:
Get a Meat Thermometer
Jobs vs. Vocation